If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong

(via teenagah)



whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed


yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

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what is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a license

(via believehopetrustlove)

Drugs become addictive the day you decide to use it to fill the gaps in your heart instead of using it for short entertainment. (via skeezd)

(Source: valiantschool, via v1rginpuke)

  • Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
  • Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
  • Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
  • Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
  • Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
  • Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
  • Family: *comes home*
  • Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*